I Love Virgin Porn!!!!….Wait! I Can Explain!!!

Really, I CAN explain!!! 

 
This is what the dictionary says about virgin
 
–adjective

pure; unsullied; undefiled: virgin snow.


not previously exploited, cultivated, tapped, or used: virgin timberlands; virgin wool.
 
See, it doesn’t  have to mean something bad. 

 
Now, porn can also mean:
 
 -noun
2. censorious  Also called: porno  pornography publications or broadcasts that demonstrate an unhealthy or voyeuristic interest in a particular subject: property porn ; food porn  
 
This all boils down to: Fetish.  You should know what that means: 
 
FETISH
–noun

1.

an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.
2.

any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades.
 
So, there you have it, I am awed to a point of of voyeuristic interest….of unused makeup!!!

An order from NYX I got some time back.  OMG!!!!!  The porn-ish of all…UNUSED LIPSTICK!!!

I had to even make it my desktop photo…
That’s more virgin makeup around it.  Wait!  I have more….LOTS MORE!

Shadows!!!!  Shadows with embossing!  Unspoiled, perfect!!!

Since blogging, I now have an outlet to share my virgin porn.  Before I’d just leave it on my vanity for a long time, drooling over it.  It would break my heart to finally start using it.  The lipstick was the hardest…
 
 Sets and palettes, I don’t know if I can continue this way!!!

Then Ulta started embossing their shadows…

Maybe you are wondering about nail polish.  Maybe you have already ran away.  Maybe I’ll just explain.  I don’t have the same fetish with a bottle of nail polish as I do with makeup.  However, it does it for me with SETS and COLLECTIONS!!!!!

I just realized that I haven’t taken many photos of nail sets.  But I have them stashed here in my home office.  I have some in my filing cabinet too!  My lovelies!!!  Kept hidden away so they stay untarnished as long as I can stand it.

I really hope you understand.  And if we band together we won’t be looked at like we are different or odd.  I just have a very high regard, and, special love for brand, new makeup.  And now I must add ‘spamming my own blog with virgin porn.’

Weird?  Too ‘out there’?  TMI??

 

  • LMAO….that is fabulous!

  • I love makeup porn also. Something so sexy about a brand new tube of lipstick! I love NYX makeup. You can get some wonderful bargains. I also love nail polish. My next love is lipstick. You bought some nice makeup.

  • LOL, so creative!
    Loved it!
    What NYX palette is that?

  • @Sarah I don't know or remember. I did order it off their website from their Facebook page.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!! I loved this!!!!

  • LMAO, Loved the post! I get the same feeling everytime ):

  • I can't wait to see your hit counter from today!!! hehe! I love virginal porn too! i have some for you soon!!!!!!!

  • Too funny! You do have a lot of unused makeup hanging around! I have some, but I don't think that much. I like to use any new makeup as soon as I get it. I'm bad about nail polish though. I could have a new bottle sitting around, unused, for a while!

  • I'm completely the same 😉

  • i cannot WAIT to see your googles searches stats after this post rofl! LOVE this post and I am with you. I have a beautful plum ulta eyeshadow that would be PERFECT on me, but its still unused over a year later bc its too pretty to ruin the embossing

  • I love the rose lipstick! I don't think I would ever use it… 🙂

  • You crack me up! You got lots of stuff…and I'm jealous. I especially love the lipstick.

  • HAHA, you rock!

  • Beautiful! What a way to start the morning!

  • You all, I'm so relieved I'm not alone! The pretties don't get to me until I get it home and when I possess it, ahhhhh!

    @Zara I got two! One to use, one to look at! lol

    @jbrobeck Got hit the most last night at 11 PM with 32 page hits. lol

    @Megan I really have more! I didn't want to 'over' spam. Now, truthfully, some of these are no longer virginal; I have used them. But I have forever saved the memory with photos. hee hee.

    @Scandalous Do you take it out and fawn over it every once in a while? 😉