The Voice In My Head Makes Me Do Good Things

I have a voice talking to me in my head. It’s only there when I’m out of my house, too. And then, only when I’m shopping.

Most of the time, I don’t listen to it. It can be such a spoil sport. I’m out for fun! But the voice’s favorite word is ‘WAIT!’ What??? Wait? Don’t make me do something I don’t wanna do. Stoopid, stoopid voice!

However, just lately…I have been listening to that voice. No longer is it a shy, timid voice. It’s gotten…well, rather stern with me.

There you have it; my confession. Today I listened to the voice. The voice was all parental on me. I gave in and did what it told me to do; telling me it was for a ‘good cause.’ Ugh. Whatever.

 Here’s what the voice wanted me to ‘WAIT’ on…

Yea. These are the new, Halloween Sally Hansen nail strips. And they’re stinkin’ cute too. I found these at Walgreens, a place were the voice RARELY wins. Hee heee heee!

Oh, I had that white and orange ghostie RIGHT IN MY HAND!! But, noooooo…the voice says ‘WAIT!!’ What in the hell am I to ‘wait’ for???? ‘Wait for the Wet N Wild Halloween collection. You know you want all of those, don’t you?’

Mmmmmmrrrrrrrr…I guess so. But I’m TIRED of waiting! And the voice said ‘Didn’t you just buy a nice, new camera too?’ Wellllll…..OK. *kicks rocks*

Man, this saving crap sucks!

Look what else I found…

See that orange? It’s shimmery!!!! So is the teal and the purple!!! ‘Wait, Kimberly, wait!!’

Fine. I will wait. But if I don’t find the Wet N Wild Halloween collection in ONE WEEK, this 40-something year old toddler is going to have a TANTRUM!!!